The cars are driving themselves. One man at baggage claim is still making an effort.
I was at baggage claim in Las Vegas to pick up my sister when I spotted a man in full yacht rock regalia holding a fresh bouquet of flowers.
The shirt. The hat. The general suggestion that somewhere, a marina was missing its entertainment director.
We’re putting an extraordinary amount of work into making it possible for a car to arrive without anyone in it. Meanwhile, this guy had put an extraordinary amount of work into being there.
I hope she liked piña coladas.
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