I commented on a comedian. The internet reviewed everything below my profile picture.
The Riff. October 12, 2026
Perhaps I’ve found Shane Gillis funny before. I didn’t find a particular Saturday Night Live performance funny, and I made the mistake of mentioning this on Threads.
Several people explained that he sells out arenas.
This was useful information, although it did not improve the joke.
I also contributed some political bait. I expected people to argue about it. I was slightly surprised when they wanted to discuss my chin.
Within hours, strangers had reviewed my age, career, sports allegiances, and soul patch. One gentleman suggested that I knit little sweaters for cats.
Apparently, I hadn’t commented on a comedian. I had requested a comprehensive lifestyle assessment.
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