Coyote vs. Acme: One Week Later

A week after seeing Coyote vs. Acme, I found Wile E. Coyote sitting inside an ACME cannon at a museum in southern Utah. Meanwhile, the movie Warner Bros. once tried to bury has already made more than $22 million worldwide. Apparently this damn coyote can survive gravity, explosives, accountants and now museum rotation schedules with hot rods.

The Coyote Survived Warner Bros. I Survived a Squeaky Straw.

Years ago, I used to write something called Ersatz Reviews. They were movie reviews in the same way Taco Bell is Mexican food. They’re back.

Yesterday We Learned an All-Star Can Still Be Poop… and That Nora Ephron is now a man.

I saw *One Night Only* this weekend. And somewhere between the premise that unmarried people are only allowed to have sex one night a year and me wondering exactly how many government employees would be required to enforce such a thing, I realized something. **Will Gluck may be our modern-day Nora Ephron.** I don’t mean […]