Coyote vs. Acme: One Week Later

A week after seeing Coyote vs. Acme, I found Wile E. Coyote sitting inside an ACME cannon at a museum in southern Utah. Meanwhile, the movie Warner Bros. once tried to bury has already made more than $22 million worldwide. Apparently this damn coyote can survive gravity, explosives, accountants and now museum rotation schedules with hot rods.

I Found Abraham Lincoln’s Hat in Utah

A photo safari through Page, Arizona started with desert landscapes and Glen Canyon Dam, then took a hard left into a roadside museum featuring Abraham Lincoln’s top hat, Michael Jackson memorabilia and three taxidermied woodland animals playing poker. Meanwhile, we went 2-1 yesterday and return with three MLB picks today. America happened.

Page, Arizona Has No Waffle Instructions

Page, Arizona delivered spectacular desert views, a pizza with its own geological layers, four tiny waffle irons and absolutely no waffle instructions. Meanwhile, baseball handed us a 1-3 day and another reminder that starting pitchers should probably be verified before we trust them. Cholula can fix almost anything. Science has limits.