I bought a smart refrigerator for the ice balls. I hadn’t planned on defending them.
My new refrigerator has two ice makers. One makes regular ice. The other makes little golf balls. That was enough intelligence for me.
Then I read about hackers heating up supermarket refrigerators in France, and now I’m wondering whether I need to change the password on my golf balls.
What do you want from the fish sticks? They don’t know anything.




