The Bird Kicked the Bunny’s Ass

The bird kicked the bunny’s ass. This bothers me because the internet has spent approximately thirty years establishing that cute furry animals are its primary currency. CATS! DOGS! CAPYBARA! Entire technology companies may have been built because somebody once needed a faster way to distribute cat pictures, yet somehow my little black-necked stilt standing in […]

Yesterday’s Picks Were Overnight Oats

A couple of weeks ago on Below Deck, Luke somehow left his overnight oats on his bosun’s sheets. And then didn’t change them. For four days. I am going to assume everyone reading this understands that there was no Quaker involved. Which brings us, naturally, to yesterday’s card. It also made a mess where it shouldn’t have, and […]

Yesterday We Learned an All-Star Can Still Be Poop… and That Nora Ephron is now a man.

I saw *One Night Only* this weekend. And somewhere between the premise that unmarried people are only allowed to have sex one night a year and me wondering exactly how many government employees would be required to enforce such a thing, I realized something. **Will Gluck may be our modern-day Nora Ephron.** I don’t mean […]

We Have Developed Rules

For a while, I did a sports wagering podcast called Don’t Pick What I Pick. It was a good title. Mostly because every once in a while it became very good advice. I’ve always liked sports wagering. Not because I think I’ve discovered some magical ability to predict the future. If I had that ability, […]