
The Suck Rule Has Been Activated
SeaWorld has changed, Robert Stock found competence, and apparently we’re now betting on people because they might finally stop being terrible.
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SeaWorld has changed, Robert Stock found competence, and apparently we’re now betting on people because they might finally stop being terrible.

An argument between a man, his AI, and some numbers that Bertie would prefer not be entered into evidence.

LARQ has absolutely no idea I’m doing this. They haven’t sent me anything, there is no promo code and nobody has offered me three cents every time one of you buys a water bottle.

The bird kicked the bunny’s ass. This bothers me because the internet has spent approximately thirty years establishing that cute furry animals are its primary

A couple of weeks ago on Below Deck, Luke somehow left his overnight oats on his bosun’s sheets. And then didn’t change them. For four days. I am

I saw *One Night Only* this weekend. And somewhere between the premise that unmarried people are only allowed to have sex one night a year

For a while, I did a sports wagering podcast called Don’t Pick What I Pick. It was a good title. Mostly because every once in